Queda vs. Enron

To the tune of 'Monkey vs. Robot' by James Kochalka Superstar

Qaeda train in the desert
Enron scheme in the boardroom
They will have a giant rumble

Qaeda ver-sus En-ron!
Qaeda ver-sus En-ron!
 

Enron bribe the politicians
Politicians arm al-Qaeda
We all fight eternally

Qaeda ver-sus En-ron?
Qaeda ver-sus En-ron?

Qaeda recruit martyrs daily
Enron grubbing money quickly
They both love their mothers
Why must they hate each other?
Why can't we all get along?
Would they be oh so wrong?
Why can't we all love each other
Muslims and our Corporate brothers?
 

BASE Belong us (Qaeda!)
One more price fix (En-ron!)

BASE Belong us (Qaeda!)
One more price fix (En-ron!)

BASE Belong us (Qaeda!)
One more price fix (En-ron!)

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Copyright 2002 by Aaron Agassi