These
themed
and collected pithy proverbs offer a glimpse of the multifarious destinations
arrived at by way of such a basic drive, herein sequenced so as to run the gamut
from Philosophy
and Biology, among the
impersonal
values
of
Science Fiction, to social commentary which was once the deeper purpose of 'Star
Trek' and the Sociological questions that are the domain of
Soft Science Fiction, to the
Psychology of
relationships and the deeper
motivation that is essential to
drama
including the differing assumptions and cross purposes giving rise to to
conflict on every
level.
The More You Scratch,
The More You Itch
Some things are better than
sex, some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. W. C. Fields
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse- yet he has
left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Christianity gave Eros poison to drink. He didn't die, but became vice.
Nietzsche
Sex is everything Sigmund Freud Sex is hardly ever just about sex
Shirley MacLaine Vanity, revenge,
loneliness, boredom, all apply:
lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity Mignon
McLaughlin The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with
prayer. Marcus Aurelius
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like
sex, you thought of nothing else if you
didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. James Arthur Baldwin
See- the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis- and only enough
blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms. Marlene
Dietrich
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer. Howard Hoffman
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
Kingsley Amis
Sex alleviates
tension. Love causes it.
& Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
& Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty
gestures go, it is one of the best.
('Love and Death') Woody Allen
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to
do it? Bette Midler Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the
individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside. Alex Walsh If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is
perfectly satisfied. Oscar Wilde
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
Women add zest to the unlicensed hours.
Allen Thomas There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. John Erskine Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland
Beauty is a sign of intelligence. Andy Warhol When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
Samuel Johnson
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all
of a deep complicity. James Dickey -Indeed, a subversive collusion, if any good,
according to George Orwell... Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone Sex is full of lies. The body tries to
tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound
with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. Jim
Morrison If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more
audacious Alphonse Karr The only way to resolve a situation with a girl is
to jump on her and things will work out. Lee Marvin I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express
sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. Rebecca West
When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands. H.L.
Mencken Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. Walter Prager
Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease. David Cronenberg
When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually
something wrong with her sexual organs. Friedrich Nietzsche
My family never raised me to have a vagina. Roseanne
Barr There is no
female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. Might as well speak of a female
liver.
Charlotte Gilman
Thoughts have no sex.
Clare Booth Luce
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than
sex.
Aldous Huxley
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more
often.
Oliver Hereford
(Purport: Women are fickle and men are pigheaded!)
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy. Friedrich
Nietzsche Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
Napoleon Bonaparte The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way.
Camille Paglia Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it.
Andrea Dworkin If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Florynce R. Kennedy ...no more
controversial
than emergency appendectomies.
Barbara Ehrenreich
Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are
people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
George Carlin
Of all the sexual
aberrations,
chastity
is the strangest. Anatole France Oh Lord give me
chastity, but do not give it yet. St Augustine Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy - every time it's tried. Rush Limbaugh
AIDS
awareness is not a
guilt trip, and shame on anyone who says it is!
Aaron Agassi
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Norman Mailer Ive never turned over a fig leaf yet that didnt have a
price tag on the other side.
Saul Bellow
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. Brendan Francis.
As a woman, regardless of my place as a scholar, I've been taught that I am
object of voyeurism, that sexual lessons and
moral lessons get written upon my
body. Lisa Sigel, 'The
Autobiography of a Flea'
A woman's place is in the wrong
James Thurber It's better to be looked over than
to be overlooked. &
There are no good girls gone wrong,
just bad girls found out. & When women go wrong, men go right after them. &
When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West
There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up. Dr. Roy V. Schenk
[More like an obstacle course with toll booths!]
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
The Rolling Stones
Sex is what women have and men want. A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. Monica
Piper There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women
want different things. Men want women and women want men. George Burns Men
mistake
friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not
friendship, for love. Peter Wastholm
Fuck A Woman And She Loves You. Love A Woman And She Fucks You.
The clinging and the distant will always find one
another
Aaron
Agassi
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing
with the enemy. Henry Kissinger True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Jason Jordan
No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. Nora Ephron
Platonic friendship: The interval between the introduction and the first kiss.
Sophie Irene Loeb
A woman can become a man's
friend only in the following stages: first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a
friend. Anton Chekhov,
'Uncle Vanya'
A woman will do anything for a man she once loved except love him again. Oscar Wilde
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. John Erskine
I'd rather a woman eagerly punctual than reluctantly exclusive. Punctuality
cannot be feigned! Aaron Agassi I wonder if it's
possible to have a love affair that lasts forever. Andy Warhol
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. Elbert Hubbard
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
Margaret Mead
Everyone, man or woman, needs a wife.
Everybody Ought to Have a
Maid
It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is for a man; all
she has to do is to avoid sexual intercourse like the plague. Angela Carter
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man. Mignon McLaughlin A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. Mrs. Patrick Campbell.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention
of getting married.
Matt Barry You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker You're only as old as the woman you feel. Groucho Marx I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine. Butt-head
If you ever leave me, take the mongoose with
you.
My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophilia a bad name.
Patrick Murray
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. Gloria Leonard
It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing. Brendan Francis
Its hard for me to get used to these changing
times. I remember when air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
Oscar Wilde
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century
it was a disease; in
the twentieth, it's a cure. Thomas Szasz ...sex with
someone I love.
Woody Allen Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a
satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot
of imagination to
make it work. Karl Kraus
You can only please a woman with a dick made out of chocolate that ejaculates
money. Rhemus
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. Dorothy Parker
Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened
with children. Sam Austin It's
better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have
to tell
your mother. Charles Pierce One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. Jane Austen
If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs. Malcolm
Bradbury When I'm with my friends'
teenage children, I always say, 'Are
your friends having sex yet?' Sharon Stone
Cock blockers are not
philanthropists.
Aaron
Agassi
When authorities warn you of the
[dangers] sinfulness of
[having] sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Matt Groening,
'Life In Hell' citation from
'Basic
Sex
Facts For
Today's
[Youngsters] Young
Folk'.
Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not.
Sex is not a crime.
Describing it is. Gershon Legman, quoted by Gay
Talese in 'Thy
Neighbours
Wife,' Pan, 1980, p. 389 Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness [in movie ratings]?
Sally Struthers
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